Carrot juice is orange juice
If Cinderella's shoe fit her perfectly, then why did it fall off?
Some people hate having a shower but stay in it for almost the whole day after 5 minutes
If you hit yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?
Erasers slowly die while we rub out our mistakes (probably if the rubber was a human it's friend would be a pen not pencil)
If you hug you dog that makes them feel anxious so all this time if you hugged your dog you just tried to show love but it made them uncomfortable
In order to fall asleep you have to pretend to be asleep
Some people say live is short even though it's the longest thing that you experience
If we can't see air, does that mean fish can't see water?
You stay in the womb for 9 months even though you are born 0 seconds old
The best part of a cucumber tastes like a watermelon rind (which is gross if you ask me)
Do people with glasses wear glasses in their dreams?
You can't stand backwards on stairs...can you?